Happy Face-ism

Political Correctness

(Incorrect Correctness)

Political Incorrectness

(Correct Incorrectness)

Correct Sanctimonious Piety Incorrectness 

(Correct Bill Bennett Incorrectness) 

Correct Religious Incorrectness

(Correct "God Says I'm Better Than You" Incorrectness)

Correct Family Values Incorrectness

(Correct "Bill Bennett Says He's Better Than You" Incorrectness)

Correct Cultural Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Self-Proclaimed Cultural Superiority, aka Correct Aryan Incorrectness) 

Correct Heterosexual Incorrectness

(Correct Fag Bashing Incorrectness)

Correct Military Intercourse Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Military Establishment Sodomy of Service Personnel)

Correct Patriotic Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Wrapping Oneself with the Flag)

 Correct American Flag Incorrectness 

(Correctly Incorrect Red White and Blue Brownshirtness) 

Correct Historical Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Smithsonian Exhibitionism)

Correct Trains-On-Time Government Efficiency Incorrectness

 (Correct "Il Duce" Incorrectness) 

Correct Derogation of Abortion Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect "Pro-Life" Willingness to Let Women Die)

Correct Anti-Sex Education Incorrectness

(Correct Just Say "No" Incorrectness) 

Correct Anti-Marijuana Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect "Drug War" Disingenuity) 

 Correctly Incorrect Antipathy Towards Affirmative Action 

(Correctly Incorrect White Supremacist Hostility towards "Racial Discrimination")

Correct Anti-Immigrant Xenophobia Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect "Yellow Peril" Paranoia)

Correctly Incorrect Anarchist Nihilism

(Correct "I've Got Mine, Everybody Else Can Fuck Themselves" Incorrectness) 

Correctly Incorrect Journalistic Bias

(Selectively Correct Lynch Mob Hysteria/Kafka-esque Persecution Incorrectness)

Correctly Incorrect PBS Balance

(as opposed to the FCC Fairness Doctrine Incorrect Incorrectness) 

Correctly Incorrect Community Standards

(Correctly Incorrect Banal Inoffensiveness)

Correctly Incorrect Entertainment Standards

(Correctly Incorrect Lowest Common Denominator Fatuity) 

Correct Television Programming Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Parental Abdication of Individual Responsibility for Children's Viewing Choices)

Correct Artistic Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Blaming of Art for the Filth a Critic Sees in Rorschach Ink Blots) 

Correct Music and Lyric Incorrectness

(versus Rap Music and Heavy Metal Incorrect Incorrectnesses) 

Correct Comedy Material Incorrectness

(versus, say, Lenny Bruce or George Carlin Incorrect Incorrectnesses) 

Correctly Incorrect Republican Condemnation of "Class War" Rhetoric Voiced by Democrats 

(Correctly Incorrect Class War vs Incorrectly Correct Class War)

Correctly Incorrect Scapegoating War Against the Poor by Republicans

(Correctly Incorrect Blaming the Poor for the Existence of Poverty)

Correct Entrepreneurial Incorrectness

(Correctly Incorrect Extortion from Labor)

Correctly Incorrect Presidential Pardons to Political Friends 

(Correct Caspar Weinberger Incorrectness)

Correct Unsubstantiated Accusatory Conjecture Incorrectness

(Correct Joe McCarthy Incorrectness or Correct Whitewater Fishing Expedition Incorrectness)

Correctly Incorrect Self-Exemption from the Standards of Measure by which Others Must Be Judged 

(Correct Pathologically Cynical Hypocrisy Incorrectness) 

Correctly Incorrect Pavlovian Drool in Response to Pontificating Reactionary Bell-Ringing Drivel 

(Correct Ditto Conformist Incorrectness) 

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