TattleTales:
Buyer: Anonymous   Date: Last Year
Jeers: Rude, Slooow Ship-Item was junk!!! A real ePray IDIOT      FFF---    A REAL 0---
Sass: I wasn't through with it when the auction ended! Get some patience and get it quick!
Buyer: Anonymous   Date: Been so long, I forgot when I won it!
Jeers: I won a Ming china vase and the bum sent me a book!
Sass: Hey, the book had a picture of the vase, whadd'ya want? Picky-Picky
Buyer: Anonymous   Date: 1999
Cheers: Never got the thingie-Paid for it! At least I stopped the check...
Sass: It's around here, somewhere! Get over it! CHEAPSKATE!