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"This all-inclusive McDonald's cash register set packs enough fun to sway kids into working for the Golden Arches one day. That may be the plan of its manufacturer, but for now its familiar colors and objects make it a great pretend-play toy." The quote is from the actual ToysRUs/Amazon.com editorial review, see for yourself. Great! Why aim high and send your kids to college when, starting at age 3, they can train to work at the McArches. SHOW ME! Now that your child has got that job at the Golden Arches, he or she will need a second job to make ends meet. Not a Problem with this toy. How about being a landscaping engineer (gardener). SHOW ME! Your kid doesn't like to be outdoors? The kind that likes to learn? Not a problem. Your kid can learn what a vacuum is! No, not in the scientific sense but as in Hoover, upright w/attachments, maid training, cleaning room 224 at the Motel Six. SHOW ME! Hmmms... MISCELLANEOUS MUSINGS In Los Angeles there is a group of atheists that meets every Sunday. Now why do atheists have to meet to discuss something they don't believe in, on Sunday? Sounds pretty religious to me! |
McWORLD ALERT Well Mickey D's is at it again! They now have a Chili Cheeseburger. Having been weaned on the Original Tommy's burgers I was really curious as to what the sauce sorcerers at McBland were up to. So I decided to see if curiosity would indeed kill me. It didn't, but my taste buds were sure bored to death. The McChili burger is one of their mini cheeseburgers with a semi-translucent red condiment added. It was too dark for catsup so it must be chili? Ah yes, it is chili- there's a bean! One bean, that’s it. Credit Ronald & his clown corp. for they have managed to take one of the great icons of true junk food and render it tasteless. To be fair, this taste test was done on only one burger because, like the burger, it'll be a cold day in McHell before I'd try another one. Mondo Bizzarro... The latest strange but true things from the net. For that person on your Holiday list that has it all! This fortnight's offering is a real eBay ad that was pulled. Note that he not only had 4 bidders but 3 satisfied winners that left glowing praise... SHOW ME! PETA Patter
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