We didn't know what to call this page, either!! We could have given it
some cute name like "Baby's First Web Site", or "E-Z
Ways To Tune-Up Your Buick In The Nude", but we're sure we would
get some folks out there tee'd off, so we'll bail out of that idea!
Anywho, until we can get our act together, we'll fill up this site with
stuff that will either be eye-popin', or duller than bum-rush Egypt.
Y' ready for action?? OK, but don't say we didn't warn you!!!
TODAY'S TOPIC: EUGENE CORNBLATT'S FAMILY ALBUM
YOWIE - WOW!! Today we're gonna see some pix from the archives
of everybody's favorite clan!! Get a load of these sensory kickers--
--Become SWEPT WITH AWE seeing pictures of people who are now deader
than doornails! (whatever a doornail is!)
--LAUGH in seeing executive photos of Gloria Nutplugg at the tender
age of 36!!
--CRY in reliving (through the miracle of faded, badly shot pix),
Uncle Loolie's fourth wedding....or is it the fifth? (We can't remember,
either!!)
--MARVEL at photos of places that family members went on 'vacations"
that turned into trips from hell...visiting tourist traps, staying at overpriced
hotels, and having "daddy's" wallet stolen, along with the luggage,
the car keys, and the car!
--BECOME BAMBOOZLED on trying to identify forgotten relatives, friends,
and assorted strangers at events that nobody remembers!! (Hey! Ain't family
albums fun??)
Uncle Loolie and his army buddies (1945)
Gloria Nutplugg and Muriel Goldblatt - BigCo office party (1972)
Cousin Babs reading the newspaper (1988)
Pancho and the Boys after one too many tequillas (1979)